The Real Estate Agent and Jesus - Joke
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I just got this joke from my mother, but all I could think of was replacing the burgler in the joke with a real estate agent going through a walk through of home they are showing.
A burglar broke into a house one night. He shined his flashlight around, looking for valuables; and when he picked up a CD player to place in his sack, a strange, disembodied voice echoed from the dark saying, “Jesus is watching you.”
He nearly jumped out of his skin, clicked his flashlight off, and froze. When he heard nothing more after a bit, he shook his head, promised himself a vacation after the next big score, then clicked the light on and began searching for more valuables.
Just as he pulled the stereo out so he could disconnect the wires, Clear as a bell he heard, “Jesus is watching you.” Freaked out, he shined his light around frantically, looking for the source of the voice.
Finally, in the corner of the room, his flashlight beam came to rest on a parrot.
Did you say that?” he hissed at the parrot.
“Yep,” the parrot confessed, then squawked, “I’m just trying to warn you.”
The burglar relaxed. “Warn me, huh? Who in the world are you?”
“Moses,” replied the bird.
“Moses?” the burglar laughed . “What kind of people would name a bird Moses?”
“The kind of people that would name a Rottweiler Jesus.”
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I couldn't agree more.
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Ouch! Thankfully I haven't come across anything like that yet. We normally don't have situations like that in ...
well, the guy was here illegally.
serves him right. 
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Comment by johnsons on 15 June 2007:
good gracious! thanks for this informative information.keep it up,goahead.
Comment by Doug Quance on 15 June 2007:
I didn’t see that one coming, Tom!
Comment by Great Zork on 16 June 2007:
Oh! that was funny.